Starring - Jose Llamas (Slave of Crime, Angel of Death), Helena Garret (The Beast and the Magic Sword, Revenge in the House of Usher), and Eduardo Fajardo (Django, The Murder Mansion)
Release Date - 1985
Genre - Action
Format - Bluray (Personal Collection) (Screener)
Rating (out of 5):
Jess Franco is a filmmaker that is never really consistent with me. His career is legendary spanning multiple genres and decades. However, I often find myself on the fence with his films. For every film of his I like, there is a film of his that was damn near impossible to finish. I respect the hell out of him but I'm not niave enough to know that every film of his is not for me. A few weeks back I was sent the Jess Franco: From Bangkok with Bullets from my friends over at Severin Films. I started with Trip to Bangkok, Coffin Included and before throwing in the second film Bangkok, Date with Death. I want to thank Severin for sending this one over.
The film follows the wealthy daughter of a rich man who is kidnapped by a pirate of sorts. Her father hires a private investigator to track her down instead of paying the hefty ransom they are demanding.
I went into this one expecting the same sort of zany story without the intentional humor that made the first film in the double features as fun as it was. Sadly, it wasn't and was easily the weakest of the pair. As I said before, his movies are hit or miss with me and this set seems to be a miss. The acting in this one is extremely uneven. We have frequent Franco collaborator Lina Romay in a fun performance but that is about the end of it. Everyone else in the film feels rushed through their performances. The dialogue we have is extremely flat and most of the performances is extremely campy and not in a fun way. The story for this one is a bit more straight forward that the first film in the set. While we do have some beach karate and pirates, it's not as wild as I had hoped for. Finally, this one doesn't have a lot of action and those of you wanting some fun deaths with great practical effects will be disappointed. Overall, Bangkok, Date with Death was not the cheap action flick I had hoped for. I don't see this one improving with some edibles or booze. Skip it.

























