Starring - Chris "Superbeast" Crotte (Hell's Coming For You), Marylin Monroach (Smosh, Lady Hyde), and Rae Wright (Smosh)
Release Date - 2026
Genre - Fantasy/Adventure/Horror
Format - Streaming (Online Screener)
Rating (out of 5):
Several years ago I was lucky enough to review Badass Monster Killer from Darin Wood when my friends over at Wild Eye sent it over. I fucking loved the movie and would recommend it to people that would visit the Wild Eye table whenever I was working it at a convention. I loved the blend of blaxploitation, creature feature, and crude humor. Sometime around this time I was sent news of Wood's newest project which was a fantasy adventure film titled Grunk the Smasher. I grew up on sword and sandal epics of the 80s and couldn't wait to check it out. Sadly, several years had passed and I completely forgot about this one. I was reminded about it when producer Christy Savage sent me an email to review it. I couldn't wait and added it to my list to check out as soon as I could. Thank you Christy for reaching out!
The film follows rough barbarian Grunk the Smasher (Crotte) who finds himself tricked by an evil sorcerer and left to die. However, with the help of a few unexpected allies who seek revenge against the same sorcerer, he sets out on an adventure for payback.
I went into Grunk the Smasher completely blind. I had not seen a trailer, promotional images, or the synopsis for the film aside from what I could remember about my original post five years ago. While I didn't enjoy it as much as I did Badass Monster Killer, I still had a lot of fun with it and I can see myself revisiting it sometime soon. The acting in this one is a lot of fun but it's not something I would consider award winning performances. The characters are cliched on purpose and a lot of the performances felt like they were part of a well established play but it's not bad. It adds a lot of fun to the film but none of the performances stand out like other films from Wood. The story for this one is a loving tribute to classic fantasy adventure films like both Conan films, The Barbarians, Ator, and so on. We follow a hulking womanizing barbarian who find himself doing a job for an evil sorcerer only to be tricked and left to die. He lives, obviously, and partners with others seeking revenge as well. We have dark elves, witches, creatures, and so much more to enjoy scattered throughout the film. It's not a compelling story but it is mindless fantasy fun. Finally, the film has a lot of different effects to enjoy. We have some puppets, practical effects, stop motion, and visuals. They all do a wonderful of elevating the film and are visually appealing. Overall, Grunk the Smasher is not going to be at the top of anyone's list but a lot of gen-x and millennials will enjoy what Grunk has to offer. It delivers on exactly what it set out to and I really respect it in that regard. Check it out.





























