Starring - Jason Beckhouse, Bill Heintz (Stabbed in the Face), and Steve Waltz (Goregasm)
Release Date - 2015
Genre - Horror/Comedy
Tagline - "No sex is safe sex"
Format - DVD (Personal Collection) (Screener)
Rating (out of 5):
Sex and horror has always had a close connection on and off the screen. Way back when at a time when the drive-in movies were scattered throughout America, teens would flock to see the late night creature feature in hopes of scaring the pants off their dates so they could "protect them" and cop a feel. Then sex entered horror sometime in the late 50s and early sixties during the sexual revolution where it helped pull in the viewers. Sex became a staple of horror flicks during this time where it continues today. Horror is the first place many a young lad gets the chance to see a real boob instead of crudely drawn ones in school. Anyway, a few nights ago my wife and daughter went out of town to see her family and left me behind with a few packs of beer. While she was gone I decided it was the perfect time to have a bit of a sleazy triple feature. After watching Snow Honeys and Milfs vs. Zombies I decided it was time to watch the third installment in the Cockface trilogy Grimewave: Cockface 3. Thanks Jason for letting me check it out. 
The film follows an underground crime scene ran by two rival gangs, the bikers and the Asian mob. The two have a truce and after a successful business deal the Asian mob boss sends his black ninja to a massage parlor to pick up some cash. However, the ninja is attacked and everyone in the parlor is murdered by the sex-craved mongoloid Cockface. A news journalist learns that this kills resemble those of the Cockface and sets out to find him so he can interview him and rocket himself into stardom. Sadly, no one believes him and he plunges into the world of crude sex and debauchery in order to draw him out. This fails and he accidentally signs up for a sex competition where Cockface interrupts and starts killing the combatants before a showdown between him and another Cockface puts an ends the event.
Those that have seen Attack of the Cockface Killer and Goregasm know that you never know what to expect from director Jason Matherne. In his previous films he has showered us with blood, gore, and sexual secretions while delivering stories that will fuck with the viewer for days. When I learned that Grimewave was in the works I had a metaphorical and literal hard on for this flick and could not wait until I saw it. When I first tossed the film in I immediately knew that the film was going to be a hit and it never failed to deliver the ludicrous laughs and story. The acting in this one is Troma-tastic. The characters are all lovable and like able while never veering from the story at hand. Some of the characters are more entertaining than others and that is typical with any film but some roles were a little more demanding that others like balancing a nut sack on your face or sucking dick while in character. Both these things are in the film which truly needs to be seen to be believed. The story for this one is more of what we got in the first two flicks but with more sexual shenanigans. This time the crazy dial is turned up to fucking 11 and we get more outlandish scenarios than we originally got in the first film. Finally, the film has several on screen kills that mix both practical and visual effects and they do it very fucking well. When it comes to indie horror, so many amazing kills with practical effects are ruined with CGI but not in Grimewave. The kills use the CGI to improve the impact of the great practical effects. The film also uses the CGI to make some great scenes that look colorful and fun as hell. Overall, Grimewave: Cockface 3 is one of the dirtiest films I have ever seen just this side of an actual porn. This film has everything you need; sleaze, blood, and a despicable killer. If you like sleazy laugh filled films then you need this film in your life. This is a modern classic for the fans of cinema that are sick in the head. So enjoy you sick fucks!
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