Milfs vs. Zombies

Director - Brad Twigg (Ghoulish Tales)
Starring - Jenny Jannetty (Toxic Tutu), Chris O'Brocki (Live Free of Die Hard), and James Balsamo (Blood Slaughter Massacre)
Release Date - 2015
Genre - Horror/Comedy
Tagline - ""It's not a porno"
Format - DVD (Personal Collection) (Screener)

Rating (out of 5):

     Milfs vs. Zombies is a film I have been following very closely from West Virginia filmmaker Brad Twigg.  Growing up in the mountain state, I have always been proud of the state I was born and raised in while at the same time resenting the particular part of the state that I lived.  This particular part of the is known the world over for being one of the poorest counties in the U.S.  When I moved I soon learned that the remainder of the state was very different and that the state was home to several filmmakers.  I soon met Brad through Facebook and he let me check out his anthology flick Ghoulish Tales and informed me of his upcoming flick Milfs vs. Zombies.  Now this was a horror comedy I had to see and when I learned that Ophelia Rain was involved I had to beat off to this one...I mean see it.  While my wife was out of town I had a sleazy triple feature and tossed in MvZ when I finished Snow Honeys.  Thanks Brad and Fuzzy Monkey Films for letting me check this one out before it was released!

     The film follows a group of milfs, or housewives for you feminist fucks, as they spend a night at home drinking some wine and talking dick while their husbands were out doing guy things and their kids were camping.  Unbeknownst to them, their husbands were hitting up a local whore house where no sex act was too perverse.  Sadly, both parties get cut short when the arrival of the undead breaks them up.  One of the men falls prey to the undead when a zombie bites him on the ass while two beautiful young women tie him up.  They fight their way back to the wives encountering several odd zombies along the way.  They reach their wives, learn that some have been cheating with other friends, and fight among each other until they remember that they have children.  They remember the kids are camping and go on a bloody rampage to find their offspring before they become zombie shit.  

     Before I actually saw the movie the only thing I had to go on for this flick was some stills and the trailer that was cut sometime before the film's release.  These stills really stirred up my curiosity and the trailer sealed the deal.  The film had just enough camp, sleaze, and low budget film making to be a hit.  The acting in this one is hard to criticize.  Our man stars of the film are great and equally amazing.  They bring the film to life and hold the viewer's attention.  Then we get some characters that are campy and cheesy while others are jut there purely for eye candy.  Thank you Brad for the eye candy!  The story for this one is another zombie outbreak flick but this one is full of sex, humor, and characters straight out of a Troma flick.  The film relies heavily on humor and there is more "what the fuck" moments then you can shake your dick at or something like that.  Finally, the film is full of gore, bloody boobs, and the undead.  The gore looks great and the practical effects are top notch.  The kills are nothing new but they throw just enough gore and sex appeal into it that the viewer can't look away.  Overall, Milfs vs. Zombies is fucking fun and hell.  If you don't shower after you watch this film then you clearly did not pay attention.  This is one fucking dirty horror film and one you will not want to miss.