Monday, November 16, 2020

Friday the 13th Part 2: The Next De-Generation



Director - Fred J. Lincoln (Maneaters, Rough Draft)
Starring - Barbii (Sorority House Massacre II, Confessions of Professional Centerfolds), Tom Byron (The Possession of Mrs. Hyde, American Pie), and Porsche Lynn (Hellfire Society, Party Doll)
Release Date - 1989
Genre - Erotic
Format - Streaming 

Rating (out of 5):

     I know when most horror fans hear of Friday the 13th they never think of porn but you would be surprised by how my mind works.  After a few Friday the 13th fan films I went in a different direction.  Instead of going with the slasher films that made this superstitious holiday a household name, I decided that it was the perfect time to get down and sleazy.  I recently watched the 1987 film Friday the 13th: A Nude Beginning and was disappointed that it didn't include anything from the slasher franchise.  When I finished it I decided to just push forward and check out the sequel from 1989, Friday the 13th Part 2: The Next De-Generation.  
     The film follows a young girl who is taken to hell on her 21st birthday when she discovers that her mother was a demon.  She meets her twin brother and he shows her the ins and out of hell.  Unsatisfied with where she is, she goes on the hunt for her mother and along the way she fucks the same guys her mother did in the first film.
     You don't go into a porn expecting a movie that will stick with you.  Instead, you look for some entertaining sleazy moments, unintentionally funny moments, and plenty of porn puns.  Sadly, Friday the 13th Part 2 has none of that.  Honestly, it was a pretty dull watch.  The acting in this one is very similar to the first film.  The cast does a surprisingly good job when not boning.  However, the characters are painfully cliched and easily forgettable especially for a fuck flick.  The story for this one is not as clever as the first film.  In fact, it feels like one of the laziest sequels I have ever witnessed.  The movie literally uses the same scenes as the first but with the daughter in place of her mother.  Even for a porn this is lazy writing.  Finally, those of you wanting blood and gore will be disappointed.  However, if you want some beautiful women in hardcore action then this is the film for you.  Overall, Friday the 13th Part 2 not the clever and punny porn you are looking for and an even bigger disappointment if you expect a parody of Voorhees.  Skip it.  

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