$KUMBAGZ - Xxxtra fuckin' sleazy ass review

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$KUMBAGZ

Written and Directed by John Miller

Starring: Krystal Pixie Adams, John Miller

Release: 2015

Format: Low-Fi Digital Screener

XXXTRA FUCKIN' SLEAZY ASS REVIEW

John Miller and The Sleaze Box present some sleazy ass shit for your sleazy fucking ass.  Going into this motherfucker I knew it was gonna deliver, but it was more gratuitous than I had expected.  So lets get into this bitch and see what the fuck is up.

Fucking sexy ass Krystal Pixie Adams plays Stephanie.  She's not having such luck at home or on the job, and soon finds herself assed-out on the street.  It don't take long for this fuckin' crackhead ass piece of shit garbage motherfucker to scoop her pretending to be a nice guy.  Taking advantage of her naivety, he takes her to his pad and spikes her drink.  A little roofy-colada or some shit.  Now he's got her on fuckin' lock down and starts selling that sweet fuckin' pussy to worthless lowlife trash fuckers. What a waste.  This doucheguzzler puts her thru hell and back.

Taggin' along while her crackhead pimp scores some rock, Stephanie meets 6'9, played by the homie John Miller.  He's pimpin' his own game.  He takes a shining to Stephanie and makes her an offer to drop that shitbag and work for him.  Some shit hits the fan later on and she becomes a free agent.  She runs into 6'9 and they build a nice business for themselves, turning her once smelly box into some top shelf pussy.  Success greets them well.

They party with some thugged-out motherfuckers who wanna strong arm on Steph and 6's business and collect the tax.  Shit gets rough, but afterwards, it turns out those two ain't just gonna let it slide...

This is sleaze-filled exploitation at its finest.  There is a cast full of appearances by Herb Kowalski, Joel D Wynkoop, Bob Glazier, Jules Sceiro, George Streets, Neicy Nice, and more.  The star truly is Krystal Pixie Adams.  At times she's living in a nightmare, downright adorable, getting raped, or kickin' some fuckin' ass.  I really enjoyed her in this filthy fuckin' sleaze fest. I hope she keeps on doin' shit like this.

John Miller does well in his role as 6'9.  A motherfucker gotta hold his own and keep the pimp hand strong.  He wants the girl, gets her in his stable, and gets fuckin' paid.  He teaches her the ways of the game and not to take any shit.  It's all about that paper, fool.

There is a hot scene of explicit interracial girl-on-girl action between KPA and Neicy Nice.  Usually in films like this, you don't get gratuitous shots of the asshole and pussy, but $kumbagz fuckin' delivers.  There's nipple-suckin', pussy-eating, and finger-bangin',  Yum.  It's fuckin' perfect in a sleazy ass film like this, but what else would you expect from THE SLEAZE BOX?

For a film with a modest budget, I think this was a fuckin' success.  Reminds me of a sleazy, ghetto-fried Life is Hot in Crack Town.  Some Buddy G shit.  It delivers lots of nudity, sex, gore, thuggin', pimpin', puffin', sippin', all in macked-out fuckin' sleaze-o-vision.  The story told here is fuckin' dirty, but its a lot of dirty fun.  Fuckin' $kumbagz, motherfuckers.  The Sleaze Box.  Get on it.

5/5 You want sleaze? YOU FUCKING GOT IT.

Please note that the screen caps are from a reduced-quality review screener.  The finished product will be much cleaner.