The XXXorcist

Director - Doug Sakmann (Re-Penetrator, Evil Head)
Sarring - Joanna Angel (Evil Head, Fuckenstein), Tommy Pistol (Evil Head, Re-Penetrator), and Kylee Kross (BurningAngel.com The Movie)
Release Date - 2006
Genre - Horror
Tagline - "When the Devil is inside, the power of Christ cumpels you!"
Format - Streaming

Rating (out of 5):

      Modern horror is known for being sexually charged.  Many of the horror cliches involve nude and busty women fighting for survival while the men in the film try to knock off a piece.  Therefore, the combining of erotic and porn with horror was inevitable.  For decades erotic horror films have been released where they flirt with the boundaries of true horror and softcore porn.  However, it was not until the last few decades that the porn industry has been spoofing any and every film and television show that has been released.  The porn company Burning Angel has been releasing horror parodies of classic horror flicks for a few years now.  I reviewed Re-Penetrator and did not like it at all.  I recently watched The Exorcist and enjoyed it more than I did when I was younger.  I did a little looking and found out that it was parodied by Joanna Angel and her production company.  I knew I would no like it but I wanted to see it anyway.
     The film follows Father Merkin as he enters the home of a young mother who is having problems with her sensual daughter.  Her daughter is possessed by a demon.  Merkin tries all the conventional methods and none succeed.  He resorts to some unconventional methods which include plugging all her holes.  Her mother somehow becomes possessed too and joins in on the sexual carnage.  Father Merkin succeeds in driving the demon out of the young girl but it enters him.  Not wanting to succumb to the demon the priest throws himself out of a window where he falls to his death...and someone steals his wallet.
     
If you read my review for Re-Penetrator then you know that I do not have a taste for shit like this.  I honestly do not understand how anyone could find this kind of thing erotic or sexy.  If you can pop wood from puke covered boobs then this film is for you but I can't lie and say I liked it.  Because this is a porn flick I won't go into detail on the acting.  The acting sucks when compared to your standard flick, however, most people don't watch stag films to see amazing acting.  The plot was mildly entertaining and the only reason I was able to make it through the film all the way.  The Exorcist porn puns were extremely amusing but were overshadowed by the fluid covered sex scenes.  I would have loved to see a more standard parody of this one instead of the sex filled film we did get.  Finally, there is no special effects or on screen deaths but no one was expecting there to be any when watching a porno.  Overall, this is disgusting and not really entertaining.  Only watch this if you like sick and twisted fuckfilms or have parent issues.  Stay away!