Starring - Mr. J, Taija Rae (Wet Dreams), and Dick Howard (Sinners)
Release Date - 1984
Genre - Horror/Erotic
Tagline(s) - "The notorious sex horror classic" "Zombies! Werewolves! Psychos! Pop Stars" "Enter the Horniest House of Horror Ever" and "There's a little bit of the beast in all of us..."
Format - DVD (Personal Collection) (Screener)
Rating (out of 5):
Me and my reviews are no stranger to erotic horror or horror porn. I have reviewed a few porn parodies and to be honest I rather enjoy putting myself through the torture of watching them. At least until the funny appeal wears off and I am stuck watching a horrible blood soaked porn. I just love to review and I really enjoy reviewing films a lot of people have yet to hear about. Horror porn is the best sub-genre to find these particular films. Most want to watch normal horror and avoid watching their favorite horror films receive the parody treatment. As for this film here. I received it in the package from Wild Eye Releasing and instantly knew it was a porn parody of little Mickey's video for Thriller. I love MJ and his album Thriller is one of my favorite albums of all time. I know most metal heads hate pop but MJ is the shit. Anyway, after I watched a few filmsand decided to watch me some smut and threw this one it.
This film follows Louise (Rae) who is obsessed with pop star Mr. J. One night she goes home with her boyfriend and the two play a rousing game of hide the sausage. That night she is seduced by Mr. J and then she is whisked away to a castle where sex runs wild with orgies, glowing dildos, horny hunchbacks, and squirting ghouls.
This horror porn is by far the best one I have seen yet. There was actually times where I laughed and was really interested in what was going on. Unlike the other horror porn films I have seen that I hated once the shock wore off, this one actually was able to capture my attention and not give it up. I am going to avoid discussing the acting in this one just like the other horror pornos I have reviewed in the past. Sadly, the story will be discussed. The first half of the film follows the Thriller theme perfectly. It was entertaining and I had to watch where the film went next. Unfortunately, the film goes sour the second half. It abandons the entire Michael Jackson motif and turns in to an 80's gothic porno with a hunchback with bad acne. Finally, those looking for kills and great special effects will not find it here. However, if you're looking for some boobs and a slightly entertaining porn parody then you have it here. I recommend it for at least one viewing just to say you have seen it.
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