Evil Head

Director - Doug Sakmann (The Xxxorcist)
Starring - Joanna Angel (Fuckenstein), Tommy Pistol (The Gruesome Death of Tommy Pistol), and Kleio Valentien (The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody)
Release Date - 2012
Genre - Horror
Format - DVD (Personal Collection)

Rating (out of 5):

     Horror and boobs go together like horror and blood.  Boobs have always been apart of horror beginning in the 60s with the sexual revolution.  However, the late 70s saw the beginning of the erotic horror that had it's rise in Europe.  Erotic horror would later mesh with extreme horror to create what I call "gornos."  These films still tell a horror tale but use graphic sex scenes that usually involve unsimulated sex.  Neither of these are on the same level as real porn.  The porn industry is booming and this has lead to porn production companies to lampoon, or parody, popular films and television shows.  Sadly, these companies tend to stay away from the horror genre but one company in particular has the balls (and tits!) to parody horror.  That company, Burning Angel, has took a stab at several horror related films and television shows with their films Re-Penetrator, The Xxxorcist, and The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody.  Last year I reviewed Re-Penetrator and The Xxxorcist and was curious to see what other films they have made when I discovered they made a film parodying my favorite horror flick of all time, Evil Dead.  The film, Evil Head, looked fucking awesome and I had to see it.  Sadly, my porn buying skills were lacking and I was unable to score a copy until now!

     The film follows two couples as they venture into the woods to stay in an abandoned cabin.  They find an old recording and play it aloud unleashing an ancient evil.  The two couples ignore this and the two men double team one of the beautiful young women.  This upsets the other girl and she runs from the cabin.  While in the woods, the woods themselves come alive and double penetrate her.  She is now possessed and returns to the cabin where she stabs the other girl in the leg with a piece of wood that was hidden in her cooter.  The other girl becomes possessed and we get some demonic girl on girl action.  Ash (Pistol) tries to sneak a finger in and it possesses his hand forcing him to lob it off at the wrist.  Now, armed with a chainsaw, he must stop these possessed women or die fucking!

     Before I continue I have to admit that I am not an avid porn viewer.  In fact, if these films were not parodying my favorite horror flicks then I would never watch them.  Not because I find them vile or disgusting because I don't.  It's more because I have an addictive personality and would give myself carpel tunnel.  Anyway, early last year I reviewed Re-Penetrator and The Xxxorcist and was not a fan of either one of them.  They had some small bits of humor to break up the bloody and puke filled sex scenes.  I still watched the trailer for Evil Head and it looked like something I could dig so I searched high and low before a good friend sent me in the right direction to order the stag flicks.  After finally watching it after waiting over a year I have to say it was well worth the wait and then some.  The acting in this one is what you would come to expect from a porn.  The cast was not here to show off their acting talent.  That is to be expected when dealing with a straight up porn.  With that being said, they all show some talent they just have not learned to harness it for a film outside of porn.  The story for this one is what you would expect when you think about Evil Dead meeting the hardcore porn industry.  The film is the same story but with sex strung throughout.  It was actually a pretty fun film regardless and the sex wasn't as bodily fluid filled as the other films.  The production team was also able to craft the same atmosphere and setting as the original film and sequel which is actually impressive.  Finally, the film does have a lot of blood but no real on screen deaths.  The kills take place off screen and this limits the special effects.  If you are watching this for special effects and not to see Joanna Angel and Kleio then you are watching this for the wrong reasons anyway.  Overall, Evil Head is a fun porn parody that is strong in spirit and hardcore fucking.  Fans of the original Evil Dead and sequel must watch this because you are truly missing out.